Jack's space

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JOKES
ROUND THE BEND

A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'BITCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.

 

DWARFS

 

Two dwarfs went to the red light district to get a prostitute each
they get them home an go to there rooms
the 1st was strugglin to get it up and it was'nt helping much when he
could hear his mate in the other room going 123 uh 123 uh
next day the 1st dwarf said to the other i could not get it up all night
and the 2nd said i could'nt even get on the fuckin bed.